You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
we should paint friendship bongs
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