If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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