Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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