In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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