I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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