Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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