Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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