She said her name was "party"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
