try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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