It's Friday. Sex?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
