I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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