I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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