they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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