Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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