im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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