You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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