so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
My life is pants optional.
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