I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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