Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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