What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
