So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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