Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Randomize
