My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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