PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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