I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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