Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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