i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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