First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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