And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
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Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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