is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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