if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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