I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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