I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
We have started to decorate penises.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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