i don't like sucking hair
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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