is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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