bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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