So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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