Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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