I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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