how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
porn star boner night. come get it.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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