I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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