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If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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