what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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