well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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