There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
