Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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