is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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