Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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