Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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