I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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