I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I am puke
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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