Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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