a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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