I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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