The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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