You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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