ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Can you repeat that, but with context?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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