Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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