p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
