i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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