yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Even my vagina gasped.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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