Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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